I just want someone to pleaseeeee :(
This is terrible! Porn doesn’t do anything for me, masturbating doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t miss being pleased, I miss having someone TO please.
Welcome to the lair...
RSSwill smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
I read in an elderly sassy asian woman voice
(Source: breakyourfacehockey)
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I love this omfg
jfc omg just like afsgahrjfjcndnf
omfg my feels ugh unfffff
(Source: michelleev)
It’s 4:20 somewhere! Find out where the next four twenty in the world is next at its.fourtwenty.in.
(Source: shinimasu)
About Welcome to the lair...
Welcome to the crazy world of inside my head. It mainly consists of sex, great tits, fantastic asses, sex, weed, paraphernalia, and whatever else...Enjoy, and Scroll at your own risk!
Have I told you how beautiful you look today? Cuz I mean, wow.
Have I told you how beautiful you look today? Cuz I mean, wow.